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For Avoiding Getting Murdered by Your Wife


Don't buy high-priced insurance packages. Wives usually worry about what will happen to them financially after their husbands are gone. If killing husbands solved this problem, some wives actually do it

Don't get into debt. If you owe money, it's better to be jointly in debt with your spouse

Take note if your wife suddenly starts using different or more seasonings. Pay special attention to curry. The spicy flavor hides the strong odor of most poisons.