Saturday,
March 2, 2002
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The
Blender Phone It's a combination blender and telephone. It's fully
functional as a telephone or blender. The "ringer" is the blender motor,which
pulses like a telephone bell, except angrier. To answer, pick up the pitcher
out of the base and put it to your ear. Usually, the caller can hear the
motor spinning down just after you pick it up. http://www.cycoactive.com/blender/ |
| The longest dog tongue in the world Brandy the dog has a tongue that can stretch up to 17 inches long. Brandy's tongue normally hangs out of her mouth because it's so long, and in the summer she even gets a suntan on it. http://www.tungdog.com/ |
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Your
Guide to Modern Living and Intersex Relationships This site
is very imaginative and creative. Although it isn't exactly
aimed at my particular gender, I can appreciate the incisive
writing and sharp humor. It's well worth a look. http://www.disgruntledhousewife.com
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| Really Big Feet Shoes for people with really big feet at discount prices. Stripper FAQs Answers all of the questions a novice topless dancer needs to know. Bottoms Up Pictures of drunks. The Roller Coaster Database is a comprehensive, searchable database with information and statistics on over 1300 roller coasters throughout the world. Be an oenophile How to pronounce wine names (Thanks Gerry P.) Plagues A list of epidemics through time. (Thanks again Gerry P.) |
| Bottle caps After collecting for many years, several bottle cap collectors have put together a website to talk about collectable bottle caps. They have a small section describing the history of caps and how to estimate their age, and several pages picturing interesting caps they've acquired over the years. http://home1.gte.net/~tjhoff/bottlecaps.html | 
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Welcome to the world of ShitBegone toilet paper Since the turn of the milennium, ShitBegone Corp. has been supplying happy customers with trademark "facial-quality" toilet paper. So superior is this product, that many who have tried it have never gone back. In 2002 ShitBegone Corp. continues its dedication to making ShitBegone America's #1 Brand. Are you ready for a Toilet paper Revolution? http://shitbegone.com/ |
| Paul Lynde didn't just say dirty things on The Hollywood Squares, he said kinky things. And bitchy things. In the real world he'd be the kind of person you'd invite to a party full of boring people, just because you knew he'd say something outrageous and liven things up. http://www.geocities.com/screenjockey/lyndesquares.html |  |
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"If liberty means
anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not
want to hear." |